保持好SHING情，

 
 
 
 

多的：哥哥我幫你按摩...  喵：不用了謝謝.............(我睡覺睡得好好的.....)
 

甜不辣：最近家裡兩個女人老嚷著要減肥，身為女人的你，是不是也該減肥了？
yoyo：我這麼苗條，哪需要減肥阿？
yoyo：你看我，腰是腰，臀是臀的，身材好得不得了！

這張可以算全家福嗎？

shing：蔡依琳有一首歌歌詞這麼寫著...
一個人　到底應該睡右邊或左邊
兩個人　....   
喵yo齊聲說：

連續下雨過後的大晴天，總是想盡辦法要曬曬貓，試過公園，也試過馬路邊都沒有在自家花園方便。
只要趁中午回家吃飯的時間，籠子一扔，貓咪一抱，就可以邊吃便當邊曬貓了。

看到這影片就想到我們家的恰查某yoyo，好像啊～～
歌詞的第一句也跟shing當初接收yoyo一樣的心情，"she was the nicest little kitty"，有影片有真相，看看她剛來的樣子，怎知道現在會那麼洽啊(噗)
跟阿學說要把這影片收編到blog，她說順便翻譯一下，哈～我翻譯應該會很爛吧，大家就當學英文，邊查單字邊點頭如搗蒜吧，ㄎㄎ...
LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does

天吶～是哪個冒失鬼，把貓砂盆撞成這樣？
阿辣，是你齁，你別裝睡，快說是不是你！！！！
阿辣：拜託～怎麼可能會是我，我ㄧ直在冰箱上面沒下去走動耶
阿辣：你應該問問樓下那位吧
哦喔～阿喵，ㄧ定是你對不對？
聽說縱火犯事後都會回到現場，我看你這次也脫不了身了
阿喵：哪是我阿，我只是路過休息ㄟ
是嗎？說謊的話手手會不見唷
你看你右邊的手手快不見了，還不快老實說....
喵：.....

啥?這叫哪門子的露點照~~~(翻桌ing)~~~
別急別急，限制級照片當然不能大剌剌的直接貼在這裡給別人看呀，得使用些通關密語才行。
通關密語就是....按下Ctrl+A 就可以看到露點照了
噗~最近都沒有靈感寫有關喵的文章，拍的照片不是睡覺就發呆，也想不出什麼故事，只好白爛搞成了這個神祕露點照。

前陣子寒流，兩貓都吵著要進我房間取暖，一進房第一件事就是到小太陽前面報到。
看yoyo這副陶醉的樣子，不開給她曬就覺得會對不起她。
但是曬到翻肚子也太誇張了吧。